porte_bonheur: (Eeeee!)

[personal profile] porte_bonheur 2017-08-16 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[They really have quite a collection here, don't they? Marinette's happy, and during their little excursion she might have picked up a few extra desserts that were 'too cute to pass up', in her words.]

[They sit down, plate between them as they each pick at the desserts. Marinette's got a small cake in her hand decorated to look like a little bunny.]


These are so cute..! My maman would let me decorate the cakes sometimes, but I've never done something like this before.
modelcivilian: Screenshot: Evillustrator (That's great!)

[personal profile] modelcivilian 2017-08-16 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
That is really cute.

[Japan and cute things. It would make it so difficult to eat everything here.]

You should try when we go back home.
porte_bonheur: (Heeheehee!)

[personal profile] porte_bonheur 2017-08-19 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe I will! I'm sure they'd sell. But I think my Papa would find them too cute to eat.

[She giggles, snapping a photo of the cake with her phone. Gonna make a collection of cute desserts, yes indeed.]
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[personal profile] modelcivilian 2017-08-19 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
I know I'm finding it too cute to eat right now.

[And he really wants to try it... dang it.]
porte_bonheur: (Uh... Are you sure this will work?)

[personal profile] porte_bonheur 2017-08-22 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Should we.... do it quickly? Get it over quickly?

[If they eat it quickly, it won't suffer, right?]
modelcivilian: Screenshot: Mr. Pigeon (What did any of that mean?)

[personal profile] modelcivilian 2017-08-22 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
... What if we covered it with something before cutting into it?

[If it doesn't have a face, that would help??]
porte_bonheur: (Ugh...)

[personal profile] porte_bonheur 2017-08-22 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[She let out a sigh.]

Why does eating a cake have to be so hard?? What's wrong with Japanese cuisine?? Making food too cute to eat...
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[personal profile] modelcivilian 2017-08-22 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You're right. I feel like we're committing a crime.
porte_bonheur: (Uuuugh why won't this work??)

[personal profile] porte_bonheur 2017-08-23 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Uuuuugh.

[She frowns, getting a determined face.]

No, okay. We can do this. We can eat these cakes.
modelcivilian: Screenshot: Horrificator (Bad to worse)

[personal profile] modelcivilian 2017-08-23 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
... Maybe if we cut it in half. That would end this dilemma sooner.
porte_bonheur: (Even superheroes need to study)

[personal profile] porte_bonheur 2017-08-29 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
...Good idea. I'll go get a knife.

[Brb she's off to go get a knife to slice into this poor dessert. She'll make it quick and painless.]
modelcivilian: Screenshot: Evillustrator (Not enough)

[personal profile] modelcivilian 2017-08-29 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright. I'll stay here.

[Bonne nuit, dessert. Your cuteness made them resort to a hopefully peaceful murder.]
porte_bonheur: (*Sigh*)

[personal profile] porte_bonheur 2017-09-01 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Poor dessert. Soon enough Marinette returns with a plastic knife, and lets out a sigh.]

Alright. Let's do this.
modelcivilian: Screenshot: Horrificator (Bad to worse)

[personal profile] modelcivilian 2017-09-01 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Right... We hardly knew you cake.

[Mental note: Avoid anymore desserts with cute faces.]
porte_bonheur: (Oh god this is disgusting)

[personal profile] porte_bonheur 2017-09-04 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Okay...

[She gives a nod, and then.... cuts into the cakes, one at a time. It has been done]
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[personal profile] modelcivilian 2017-09-04 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Ah!

[The horror! Adrien pretends to fall from his chair.] What's the emergency number for this cruel cutlery??
porte_bonheur: (I'd be a mess without you)

[personal profile] porte_bonheur 2017-09-05 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Marinette lets out a snort of laughter, shaking her head.]

It was for its own good!

[And now the task is done. She hands Adrien a piece.]

Well... let's do it.
modelcivilian: Screenshot: The Mime (Respect the performers)

[personal profile] modelcivilian 2017-09-05 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Executed for being too cute.

[With a hum, he is back in place and nodding. Placing the piece before him, he smiles.]

Let's. Thank you for serving.
porte_bonheur: (YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAH!)

[personal profile] porte_bonheur 2017-09-05 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Marinette nods, then takes a bite...]

[...and she makes a noise as she chews. It's positively delicious.]
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[personal profile] modelcivilian 2017-09-05 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[For a second, he's concerned, but she sounds delighted.]

[Slowly, he takes a bite... and it all makes sense.]
Whoa...!
porte_bonheur: (:D)

[personal profile] porte_bonheur 2017-09-05 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Th-This is so good!!

[Oh, this was what the cuteness was hiding. She quickly takes another bite because wow.]

modelcivilian: Screenshot: Horrificator (Filling the role)

[personal profile] modelcivilian 2017-09-05 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
It is!

[Such deceptive adorableness... almost kept them from eating something so tasty.] I wonder where he got it from.
porte_bonheur: (Default)

[personal profile] porte_bonheur 2017-09-05 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Give her a minute to chew enough so she can talk.]

Wherever it's from, we gotta try again. And get the cutest thing. They taste the best.

[A pause.] That doesn't make us monsters, does it?
modelcivilian: Screenshot: Horrificator (Sounds like trouble)

[personal profile] modelcivilian 2017-09-05 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[He wants to stuff it all in his mouth, but he refrains. Steady hand; small bites... but sooooo gooood.]

[He freeze at her question, thinks, and then shakes his head.]

No. We could probably ask for another cake minus the cute face.
porte_bonheur: (Oh god this is disgusting)

[personal profile] porte_bonheur 2017-09-05 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Marinette makes a small noise, nodding.]

Yeah... good call. [No deceptively cute faces for her, no sir.]