rikimaru: (Gil)

[personal profile] rikimaru 2017-07-16 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
(You know what never goes out of style? Boomboxes. They're fucking rad. This dark-skinned lad with skull-themed clothing brought one that's playing some jams and he's not about to stop them. He'll admit: all this persona stuff is kinda going over his head, but it's been a trip dealing with it all. What he does know is boss Guzma told him about this and brought him along. And what excuse does Gil have to refuse free food?

Just don't mind him actin' a fool and doing things like showing off his dance moves or fitting an entire hot dog in his mouth. Probably not both at once, though; he likes not choking on his own idiocy.
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yaboyguzma: (I'm devastating more than ever)

[personal profile] yaboyguzma 2017-07-16 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Hah! Check out Grunt G kickin' his old record to the CURB!

[Hunkered down, he can't help but watch his little brothers and sisters taking advantage of free food. ...And friendship. Yeah, friendship. Even if he owed Cornelius his life, he wasn't about to admit that out loud except for the time he did when the little rabbit yanked him out of that hellhole. But once was enough, you feel 'im?

Cupping his hands around his mouth, he had to crow:]


Yo, yo! Do that thing! Hand stand, single hand stand on last beat! That's a panty-dropper!
rikimaru: (Gil)

[personal profile] rikimaru 2017-07-16 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
You got it, boss!

(Gil just needs a moment to work up to that last beat. Gotta keep a rhythm to things like this, you know? He's not the smartest guy around, but he's always has a sort of...feel for this sort of thing. Reading rhythm, for example? He can do that.

Just like he does know, the momentum of his movement, twirling the skull grunt as he pulls off that single hand stand. For an added flair, he even does a few push-ups with one hand with the proudest grin on his face.
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See this? You can't buy skills like this!
yaboyguzma: (Default)

[personal profile] yaboyguzma 2017-07-16 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Enjoy your grunt chorus! Guzma joins right in, proud of his lizard bro.]

Now THAT, Grunts, is a skill that pays yo bills. Study, learn, get those two left feet and throw that crap out!

Love ya left. Love ya right. Then maybe you'll start schoolin' ya boy and G here with your own!
rikimaru: (Gil)

[personal profile] rikimaru 2017-07-17 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn right!

(Gil's back on his feet with ease, with that proud grin on his face.)

I want y'all to kick my ass in a dance-off one of these days, but before that, I want y'all to give it up to Boss G. He's always lookin' out for us, but thanks to him, we're eating like kings today!

(With that proud proclamation comes one of his confident poses, as if emphasizing his enthusiasm.)

Boss G, representin'!